Hello i'm AJ. i think im awesome but thats just my opinion welcome to my blog

 

kaonashix:

listoflifehacks:

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NSFW Life Hacks Part 1 Here

This will never not be funny.

Only me...

Boyfriend: do I have a big dick?

Me: yes you have a big dick

Boyfriend: *chokes on gum*

Me: did I almost kill you with an ego boost?

Boyfriend: *nods head really fast*

captain-mycaptain:

dirku:

nonomella:

that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left

that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left

EITHER WAY

IT’S JUST LIKE

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